Menu | Château Shenar

We respect Gluten-Free, Low-Glycemic, Omnivore, Pescatarian, Vegan, Vegetarian, and junk food diets. Tell us what you prefer and we'll do our best to offer something edible. The items below are available most days.

Continental Breakfast

Due to a household of cave dwellers who stave off morning light until absolutely necessary, guests of Château Shenar are required to return to primal instincts and spend the morning hunting and gathering for morning nourishment. Scavengers will likely come across three flavors of Yoplait Light, some eggs, possibly some carbs, and a Keurig machine.

Blueberry Yoplait Light

Yogurt. Blueberries. Food coloring.

Gluten free

Cherry Yoplait Light

Yogurt. Cherries. Food coloring.

Gluten free

Strawberry Yoplait Light

Yogurt. Strawberries. Food coloring. Natural and artificial flavors.

Gluten free

Keurig Single Serve

Peet's Major Dickason's blend caffeinated and decaffeinated. Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa. Cafe Bustelo Cuban Coffee.

Gluten free

Vegetarian

Assorted Carbs

This is at the whim of the Facilities Maintenance Engineer and his weekly proclivities.

Vegetarian

Eggs

Cage-free, Certified Humane eggs are available for scrambling, poaching, frying, microwaving, sunny-side upping, or soft boiling.

Gluten free

Vegetarian

Lunch and Dinner

Reality check.

Grocery Store

You are more than encouraged to explore our kitchen and cook some of your favorite meals. We will expect you to share with us so make sure you make enough. Just sayin'

Order Out, Bring In

Trust us. You don't want us to cook.

Drive It Over

Again, it's safer for you and us.

DESSERTS

Bring your sweet tooth. We like dessert. A lot. Often. Throughout the day and late into the night.

Chris' Chocolate Cake

He bakes it upon request. Store-bought frosting. He's lazy.

Vegetarian

Freezer Chocolate Chip Cookies

No Marthas live here. Martha Stewart or any hand maiden colleagues. Ingest dough at your own risk or bake in oven.

Vegetarian

Brownies

We take no chances and follow the directions. This usually results in decent brownies. Only like the crusts? We have one of those pans!

Vegetarian

Rootbeer Float

Inspired by summers of Chris' youth, this classic treat will delight anyone who doesn't want cake, brownies, or cookies. This is the only other option.

Vegetarian